She Called Out A Warning

It was Sunday afternoon. I was a little hungry and didn't have much to spend so I thought I'd head over to Sonic to enjoy my regular: a grilled cheese sandwich, fries and a small strawberry fresh fruit slush. I don't really look at the menu much anymore because my regular never fails me. I pushed the red button, waited, and then began to order. In the corner of my eye I see an ad for the Extreme Tots. Quickly I read something about jalapenos and ranch dressing and decide to try something new for a change. Instead of Sonics trusty fries I decide to order these intriguing Extreme Tots. I had made a terrible $2.99 mistake. The first was that it comes in a foot long package with cheese, chili, onions, jalapenos and ranch dressing all over the tots. I got home, took a few bites and couldn't do it anymore. It was probably one of the most disturbing things I have ever attempted to eat. And I was determined to try. The fact that it is huge does not help it. I didn't realize that it was a meal all on its own. The shame of it all is individually, all of those ingredients sound so good. I didn't even know how to dispose of the mass later. Please don't make the same mistake I did. Beware of the Extreme Tots and impulse ordering at fast food joints unless you are prepared, fully knowledgeable about the food, and aware of the consequences you may suffer later. It may be a good rule of thumb to never order anything that has Extreme in the title.

For now I am going to stick with what I know.